{"product_id":"sackd-sackd-english-breakfast-bold-black-tea","title":"SACK'D - SACK'D English Breakfast – Bold Black Tea","description":"English Breakfast SACK'D — the most inappropriate tea gift on the internet.\n\nSACK'D is a novelty gag gift disguised as seriously good tea: a bold, full-bodied English Breakfast black tea brewed from cheekily testicle-shaped tea bags that have gone viral for obvious reasons. It's the rare gag gift people actually keep using after the laugh — because it genuinely tastes incredible.\n\nWhether you're looking for a funny gift for him, a unique holiday present, or a novelty tea gift that actually tastes amazing, English Breakfast SACK'D delivers.\n\nEnglish Breakfast is our most classic blend yet. Premium black tea is crafted for a rich, malty, full-bodied cup with a clean, satisfying finish. No artificial flavoring, no syrupy aftertaste — just a proper morning tea that happens to come in the most memorable shape on the internet.\n\nSteep it, gift it, or leave the box on the kitchen counter and wait for the screams.\n\n\n\nWhy people love SACK'D:\n\n * Testicle-shaped tea bags that double as an instant conversation piece \n * Premium loose-leaf black tea inside — not a cheap novelty filler \n * Bold, malty flavor with a smooth, full-bodied finish \n * Individually wrapped for freshness and hygiene \nThe perfect gag gift for: birthdays, anniversaries, bachelor and bachelorette parties, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Secret Santa, white elephant exchanges, Christmas, housewarmings, groomsmen gifts, funny gift for boyfriend, funny gift for husband, or the friend who swears they've already seen everything.\n\nIngredients: Premium black tea blend.\n\nPackaging we're proud of: Every SACK'D box is kraft paper, the tea bags themselves are fully biodegradable, and each one is sealed in biodegradable glassine.\n\nReal tea. Real ingredients. Ridiculous shape. Zero regrets.\n","brand":"SACK'D","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48950289858777,"sku":"CJHP256492803CX","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0818\/3690\/0569\/files\/5a8bf0e559e5f4cea9a32f7f504ca2239a01dda8e9ecc94c51ed394bf28fbc6e.png?v=1784062070","url":"https:\/\/mudandmayhemshop.com\/products\/sackd-sackd-english-breakfast-bold-black-tea","provider":"Mud \u0026 Mayhem","version":"1.0","type":"link"}