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SACK'D
SACK'D - Jasmine SACK’D – Jasmine Green Tea
$26.00
Organic form
Microwave safe
Handmade
Jasmine SACK'D — the classiest inappropriate tea on the internet.
SACK'D is a novelty gag gift disguised as premium tea, and Jasmine is our most refined blend yet. A smooth, fragrant jasmine green tea — quietly elegant in the cup, outrageously shaped in the bag. It's the kind of gift that makes tea snobs laugh and ask for a second cup.
Whether you're looking for a funny green tea gift, a unique present for a tea lover, or a bachelorette party gag gift nobody sees coming, Jasmine SACK'D delivers.
Hand-scented with real jasmine blossoms over premium green tea leaves, this blend delivers a clean, floral, subtly sweet profile. Light enough for afternoon sipping, bold enough to hold its own — until someone glances into the mug and realizes what's steeping.
Why people love SACK'D Jasmine:
* Ballsack-shaped tea bags that turn every cup into a conversation
* Premium jasmine green tea — genuinely good, not just a gag
* Smooth, floral, clean finish with zero bitterness
* Individually wrapped for freshness and hygiene
The perfect gag gift for: tea lovers, birthdays, Mother's Day, bachelorette parties, bridal showers, housewarmings, Secret Santa, white elephant exchanges, retirement parties, funny gift for her, gift for girlfriend, gift for wife, or anyone who thinks they've received every kind of tea already.
Ingredients: Premium green tea, dried jasmine blossoms.
Packaging we're proud of: Every SACK'D box is kraft paper, the tea bags themselves are fully biodegradable, and each one is sealed in biodegradable glassine.
Elegant tea. Inappropriate shape. Zero regrets.
Description
Jasmine SACK'D — the classiest inappropriate tea on the internet.
SACK'D is a novelty gag gift disguised as premium tea, and Jasmine is our most refined blend yet. A smooth, fragrant jasmine green tea — quietly elegant in the cup, outrageously shaped in the bag. It's the kind of gift that makes tea snobs laugh and ask for a second cup.
Whether you're looking for a funny green tea gift, a unique present for a tea lover, or a bachelorette party gag gift nobody sees coming, Jasmine SACK'D delivers.
Hand-scented with real jasmine blossoms over premium green tea leaves, this blend delivers a clean, floral, subtly sweet profile. Light enough for afternoon sipping, bold enough to hold its own — until someone glances into the mug and realizes what's steeping.
Why people love SACK'D Jasmine:
* Ballsack-shaped tea bags that turn every cup into a conversation
* Premium jasmine green tea — genuinely good, not just a gag
* Smooth, floral, clean finish with zero bitterness
* Individually wrapped for freshness and hygiene
The perfect gag gift for: tea lovers, birthdays, Mother's Day, bachelorette parties, bridal showers, housewarmings, Secret Santa, white elephant exchanges, retirement parties, funny gift for her, gift for girlfriend, gift for wife, or anyone who thinks they've received every kind of tea already.
Ingredients: Premium green tea, dried jasmine blossoms.
Packaging we're proud of: Every SACK'D box is kraft paper, the tea bags themselves are fully biodegradable, and each one is sealed in biodegradable glassine.
Elegant tea. Inappropriate shape. Zero regrets.
Wheel-thrown in small batches and finished with a unique glaze, each piece features subtle variations that make it one of a kind. Durable, functional, and made to be used often.
Dimensions
Dimensions may vary slightly due to the handmade nature of each piece.
Questions and Answers
FAQ
Do you take custom orders for mugs?
Yes, I absolutely do. If you have something you want put on a mug, send me an email.
How should I care for my ceramics?
Hand washing is recommended for longevity, though most pieces are dishwasher safe. Avoid sudden temperature changes when possible.
Are these dishwasher and microwave safe?
Most pieces are dishwasher and microwave safe unless otherwise noted on the product page.
Is each piece handmade?
Yes — every piece is wheel-thrown and finished by hand in small batches, making each one slightly unique.
Are the ceramics food safe?
Absolutely. All glazes used are food-safe and designed for everyday use.