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SACK'D
SACK'D - SACK'D English Breakfast – Bold Black Tea
$26.00
Organic form
Microwave safe
Handmade
English Breakfast SACK'D — the most inappropriate tea gift on the internet.
SACK'D is a novelty gag gift disguised as seriously good tea: a bold, full-bodied English Breakfast black tea brewed from cheekily testicle-shaped tea bags that have gone viral for obvious reasons. It's the rare gag gift people actually keep using after the laugh — because it genuinely tastes incredible.
Whether you're looking for a funny gift for him, a unique holiday present, or a novelty tea gift that actually tastes amazing, English Breakfast SACK'D delivers.
English Breakfast is our most classic blend yet. Premium black tea is crafted for a rich, malty, full-bodied cup with a clean, satisfying finish. No artificial flavoring, no syrupy aftertaste — just a proper morning tea that happens to come in the most memorable shape on the internet.
Steep it, gift it, or leave the box on the kitchen counter and wait for the screams.
Why people love SACK'D:
* Testicle-shaped tea bags that double as an instant conversation piece
* Premium loose-leaf black tea inside — not a cheap novelty filler
* Bold, malty flavor with a smooth, full-bodied finish
* Individually wrapped for freshness and hygiene
The perfect gag gift for: birthdays, anniversaries, bachelor and bachelorette parties, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Secret Santa, white elephant exchanges, Christmas, housewarmings, groomsmen gifts, funny gift for boyfriend, funny gift for husband, or the friend who swears they've already seen everything.
Ingredients: Premium black tea blend.
Packaging we're proud of: Every SACK'D box is kraft paper, the tea bags themselves are fully biodegradable, and each one is sealed in biodegradable glassine.
Real tea. Real ingredients. Ridiculous shape. Zero regrets.
Description
English Breakfast SACK'D — the most inappropriate tea gift on the internet.
SACK'D is a novelty gag gift disguised as seriously good tea: a bold, full-bodied English Breakfast black tea brewed from cheekily testicle-shaped tea bags that have gone viral for obvious reasons. It's the rare gag gift people actually keep using after the laugh — because it genuinely tastes incredible.
Whether you're looking for a funny gift for him, a unique holiday present, or a novelty tea gift that actually tastes amazing, English Breakfast SACK'D delivers.
English Breakfast is our most classic blend yet. Premium black tea is crafted for a rich, malty, full-bodied cup with a clean, satisfying finish. No artificial flavoring, no syrupy aftertaste — just a proper morning tea that happens to come in the most memorable shape on the internet.
Steep it, gift it, or leave the box on the kitchen counter and wait for the screams.
Why people love SACK'D:
* Testicle-shaped tea bags that double as an instant conversation piece
* Premium loose-leaf black tea inside — not a cheap novelty filler
* Bold, malty flavor with a smooth, full-bodied finish
* Individually wrapped for freshness and hygiene
The perfect gag gift for: birthdays, anniversaries, bachelor and bachelorette parties, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Secret Santa, white elephant exchanges, Christmas, housewarmings, groomsmen gifts, funny gift for boyfriend, funny gift for husband, or the friend who swears they've already seen everything.
Ingredients: Premium black tea blend.
Packaging we're proud of: Every SACK'D box is kraft paper, the tea bags themselves are fully biodegradable, and each one is sealed in biodegradable glassine.
Real tea. Real ingredients. Ridiculous shape. Zero regrets.
Wheel-thrown in small batches and finished with a unique glaze, each piece features subtle variations that make it one of a kind. Durable, functional, and made to be used often.
Dimensions
Dimensions may vary slightly due to the handmade nature of each piece.
Questions and Answers
FAQ
Do you take custom orders for mugs?
Yes, I absolutely do. If you have something you want put on a mug, send me an email.
How should I care for my ceramics?
Hand washing is recommended for longevity, though most pieces are dishwasher safe. Avoid sudden temperature changes when possible.
Are these dishwasher and microwave safe?
Most pieces are dishwasher and microwave safe unless otherwise noted on the product page.
Is each piece handmade?
Yes — every piece is wheel-thrown and finished by hand in small batches, making each one slightly unique.
Are the ceramics food safe?
Absolutely. All glazes used are food-safe and designed for everyday use.