dick cheese
Vegan
cold-process
small batch
Immature name. Grown-up scent. Zero regrets.
Deep smoky woods mingle with cool mineral notes and fresh earth for a scent that's dark, clean, and unexpectedly refined. Rich without being heavy and rugged without trying too hard, it's the soap equivalent of judging a book by its very unfortunate title.
Handcrafted with swirling shades of espresso brown, sapphire blue, and warm bronze beneath a shimmering gold top, every bar delivers a rich, creamy lather wrapped in equal parts sophistication and lowbrow humor.
Description
Immature name. Grown-up scent. Zero regrets.
Deep smoky woods mingle with cool mineral notes and fresh earth for a scent that's dark, clean, and unexpectedly refined. Rich without being heavy and rugged without trying too hard, it's the soap equivalent of judging a book by its very unfortunate title.
Handcrafted with swirling shades of espresso brown, sapphire blue, and warm bronze beneath a shimmering gold top, every bar delivers a rich, creamy lather wrapped in equal parts sophistication and lowbrow humor.
Every bar is handmade in small batches, so slight variations in color, swirl, and sass are part of the charm.
weight
5 oz bar
Questions and Answers
FAQ
Do you take custom orders for mugs?
Yes, I absolutely do. If you have something you want put on a mug, send me an email.
How should I care for my ceramics?
Hand washing is recommended for longevity, though most pieces are dishwasher safe. Avoid sudden temperature changes when possible.
Are these dishwasher and microwave safe?
Most pieces are dishwasher and microwave safe unless otherwise noted on the product page.
Is each piece handmade?
Yes — every piece is wheel-thrown and finished by hand in small batches, making each one slightly unique.
Are the ceramics food safe?
Absolutely. All glazes used are food-safe and designed for everyday use.